Lava Lamp Show and Tell  

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No Lava Lamps to share. Would a Couroc tray work instead?

Is it exquisitely transfixing kitsch? Was it your grandma’s?

Meanwhile 

Darth Vader presides over the trash can with his pencil

None of our Couroc trays belonged to either of our grandmothers nor may any be quite kitsch-y enough for aficionados of, um, the genre. But, damn, your Worshipfulness, now I want a mirrored wastebasket!

P.S. Vader wants a red pencil.

P.P.S. Is that a HOKY he's pointing to?

 the splendid Montvale

A hoky by another name remains a hoky. At least one of my grandmothers would agree if they weren't deceased.

I do like the dialog between the floor sweeper and the chair however.

I strongly prefer brooms and sweepers to cumbersome electric vacuums

Cleaned up the vignette 

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