DA old timers  

You sound like you could be the perfect guy for that job! (But only if you first deem it appropriate of course….) The debate rages on.

In my imaginary adventure/suspense/procedural novel the college head is called Dean Prudent (I don't have a first name yet -- any suggestions ?). My lawyer/detective is named Justin Case -- and the judge is Justice Swell (again no im-proper name as yet).

Old timers, social
climbers, bad rhymers -- and now
David Bowie's gone.
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I have no pants. Well,
not ones I'd display here on
DA "old timers" !

Hi.
I like my pants today.
Hi.
Aunt Pants.
(Edit)
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***** !!!!!!! *****
Seersucker seahorse
cashmere my pigs foot and beer
in a hot kitchen.
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squrl exhibits rage
I SAID NO CAMERAS!!! damn
pants paparazzi
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Oh my god, Spanky!
Too goddamn funny!
Fondly,
Your Aunt Mark

I can't deal . . .
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I like my new wallpaper

***** """"""" *****
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Morning chill goosebumps
embarrassing golf lesson
ankle protection.
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Sock it to me,,,
Aunt Mark

world of tomorrow
crow pants and squrl school days with
pattern consciousness
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today's sky action
mist wind rain clouds sun rainbow
must be crow-nino
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the spring rotation
pair of 54 low H
bases with seafoam
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evil in the shed
storage is PITA
many unseen shells

Who would have thought it could be
that Mark might come out of his tree
and descend to our level
and, yes, even revel
in hose that affords us such glee ?
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Sox often have little dots
while others are knitted with knots.
But never have *I* seen
a pair like these -- *I* mean
they're covered in bright-colored spots !

Good morning SDR and Eameshead!
Truthfully yet sadly, what appear to be socks cladding my tender ankles are not. When the outside temp dips below 60, the hairy skin on my legs turn navy blue with red/orange/pink spots. Men get nervous, women get interested, I get along. And I love all of the poetry.
Fondly,
Your Aunt Mark
ps you should see my hips!

what is this new form
7,8,6,5 and 8
I can't read this disease
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slip on some boot glides
mark and paint your ankles black
or squrl socks maybe ?

Aunt Mark, I wish you would consider coming to visit me just so I could see what you would wear on the ski slopes. I'm absolutely sure you could murder a "onesie".

Eameshead, it's called . . . a limerick. But I think you knew that.
http://examples.yourdictionary.com/limerick-examples.html
Haiku is so . . . 2015 ? Weird and abstract limericks will sprout like spring clover, in 2016 !
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Mark is a spotty lad: I knew it ! Aunt Mark in a fuchsia Pucci ski onesie is a delicious thought.
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Happy full-moon Sunday. (Why does the moon appear as a disc rather than as a globe ?) I never saw a brighter moon over San Francisco than last night's.

Because with a full moon, the light source (the sun) is coming from the exact same angle as your viewpoint. It's the same reason that flash camera photos look "flat". Add to that the sheer overkill of light hitting the surface of the moon, and you get a pretty flat effect. (But I am guessing you already knew THAT too, SDR!)
And yes, I knew it was probably a limerick. My fake aghast. And they were wonderful at that.