NO NO NO NO NO NO!  

Sorry for those dirty limericks.
I don't often work blue, but the idea of dirty limericks engraved on Arne Jacobson's Cylinda line seemed absurdly funny enough to risk it.
(Hope I didn't offend the delicate sensibilities of any DA'ers.)

Not offended here, I was...
Not offended here, I was looking for the one about how she 'preferred the men to licquor' but couldn't find it.
Reminds me of that insane German idea a few years ago to release a cartoon book about the holocaust and the teenagers who thought it was good because it needed 'jazzing up'.
Not of course to conflate such things...

That's almost
a perfect transcription of Captain Peacock's Barmaid Limerick. I went looking for it on YouTube -- and instead found the best episode of all, "It's a Tangled Web . . ."
Enjoy ! (Nice clean dupe, too . . .)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0caBnBCMRSs&feature=related

Do you listen to the BBC radi...
Do you listen to the BBC radio show 'Just a minute'? Its on here at about 5 am and I catch it sometimes, it had one of the Being Served actresses on it and Kenneth Williams, very funny.

saw that and was sick out of...
saw that and was sick out of my eyes

To paraphrase
I'm not so against them. To paraphrase the Tao Te Ching:
"Sometimes we need to see ugliness in order to appreciate beauty"