DA old timers  

Bloody Mary time,
Freaking fabulous flatware,
Be there or be square.

and I baked a chocolate/coconut/quaalude cake, too. Not real pretty, yet it tastes like chicken. Easy to make.
See ya'll around noon!
Ain't Mark

(Unable to post, or see recent posts this morning… a glitch in off topic thread? All better now...)
OKAY Spanky, two syllables then… and I agree with SDR, how do you find this stuff?
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squirrel pie for brunch
two syllables. rhymes allowed.
and no low blow crow
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guests are beginning to arrive as noon approaches….
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Riki SDR
Spanky. and Objectworship
can't resist the red

I wanna be there . . . and there . . . and there, too ! So there . . .

SQÜRL

I liked that real well, fastfwd. And I like this pretty Christmas song. So does SDR. Santa at the mall smells "soiled"...and it's not from the reindeer. No.
Hi,
Your Aunt Mark

Oh ,
I own a copy of this tender holiday documentary. It was a gift from SDR....I think?. Hi Eameshead. Also, I heard a naughty joke today.
Oh,
Aunt Mark
self edit. I'm getting way too blazed. Sorry spanky. Hi Riki. Yes.
Bar is open.

But, hell..lunchbox would probably not get too upset with me for posting such ribaldry "film fluff" on his wonderful thread. I hope not. Oh such an innocent yet very naughty time. Waxing was painful, pasties were edible (and low fat for a while), and blue cinematography came with buttered pop corn and a beverage. All for a buck twenty five! And I have so much more to say, but I won't. No.
Hi,
A.M.

ARCHERY? Really?
There's something really ALPEN
HORN about it all
.
mark. you just can't have
innocent nudies shooting
arrows at targets
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Hope the party went well Mark. Did you save me some cake?

Bulls-eye.
Yes to all of that. yes. And 3 were expected for brunch...but 5 arrived. That was just fine. Twisted laughter. Cocktail chatter. Simple dancing followed. 1/3 of the cake still available! Just watch out for bones. Hate to see anyone choking. Vintage "archery porn" is hot. Do you like bowling?
Hi!
Aunt Mark
ps________________.

^^^^^ ^^^^^^^ ^^^^^
Vintage archery
bagging a bird with a bow
smelling like a queen.
oh hello,
Aunt Mark

I KNEW it. Our dear Aunt Mark is . . . [wait for it] . . . John Waters' long-lost twin !!
Really. If you photoshopped in the pencil mustache, you'd see it right away, I swear. Well, not swear -- that wouldn't be too Christmassy, would it. But you know what I mean . . .
Mark, did he ever blackmail you into appearing in one of his nasty little art films -- giving Edith Massey "the time of day" or something ? I shudder to think -- or "shutter," as one deathless online scribe rendered it . . .

it's movie night in the
old timers thread on D A
O, pickle surprise!

Oh snap!
I love Edith Massey. I also adore Mink Stole. John Waters is far better looking than I, but we have met. Yes. Hi.
Best,
Aunt Mark
ps. a quite long yet lovely video enclosed below (see below. yes). No waiting. 2 drink minimum. ID required.
Pss hi.
edited to remove video. Too much for a Sunday night, Wait until next Friday night. Hi.

That was fabulous, spanky!
Yes!
ps. mall santa smells weird. I blame the children. Stay away.