DI FRUTTA SITINGS!  

I just sprayed decent vodka all over my keyboard. out my nose.

oh my god.

Aunt mark

Turns out he's around, you just gotta look.

Apparently he was at the Milan Furniture Fair recently. Not clear whether he was exhibiting or not. Wait, no---I'm guessing not, if we are talking about new furniture designs.

Then he got a snack at a local sausage shop...??

Dude gets around. This appears to be somewhere very tropical. The ladies like him.

Apparently stowed away on a flight to Canada with that cute young PM & fam?

There is a rumor on Canadian chat boards that he tried to sell them a set of Speedo Chairs and they declined, giving the reason that there were young children in the home.

adding a photo, in case you don't believe me.

Then I'm guessing he crossed over into the US because here he is with a vehicle that can't possibly be un-American, right? Even if it's a VW below.

Also doing some sightseeing? Or simply trespassing...?

Hack...cough ...cough again, spit.

goddamn funny.

oh.

Oh but there's more.

Public fountain in London!

Her Majesty was NOT amused.

And last, this selfie in Hamburg. Someone needs to show him how to focus that thing.

Don't know how I missed this. Have there been any sightings with Trump, anywhere ?

Gianni really gets around. Always knows what to wear, too. It's more fun than Where's Waldo, that's for sure.

Remember: you are not a Robot. I don't care what they say . . .

That's trump behind Di Frutta in the last photo, talking to Putin! His face is obscured, as it should be in all photos.

I will have to keep my eyes peeled for this diFrutta. Do you think he wears a speedo coat in Denmark in the winter?

No doubt. Few have noticed that his basic black Speedo is the tuxedo of Speedos . . . perfect for a night on the town, or an intimate cocktail (ahem) party.

Duh -- I missed the Donald, and Putin, in the In-Your-Face Gianni-selfie photo. I'd make an awful secret agent . . .!

Oh, i think Di Frutta is way too hot-blooded to ever need an coat of any type, anywhere.

Are you traveling, Leif?!