DA old timers  

Yum. I love how everything in your house is doubled. It's magic ! Should I order a double ?

"red sky at morning, sailor take warning"
Wait -- but it''s supposed to be sunny today, after days of rain . . .

beautiful morning
with black light smell of quiche pah
those darkly lit guests

timing and lighting
it won't matter with good weed
back lit or black lit

the chicken fingers
form mandala on platter
spiritual sauce

spiritual sqirl sauce?
hi,
Aunt Mark
(EDIT): for christmas this year I want every person with a lisp to be cured. Everyone should be able to proudly say the words spiritual sqirl sauce without thought. That's my wish.

yes

no spirit squrl sauce?
there can be no transcendence
only silly talk

***** ******* *****
Bark at my small moon
bleeding madras pants are tired
Santa is a perv.
***** ******* *****
Order up...my round.
Aunt Mark

The mewn (sounds like "news,"
as in The Newn News) is yuge
tonight. Glad I got
. . .
to see it on my
way home from a crazy-
busy day. Buh-bye.

Oh hello, boys.

Jesus in a rowboat!
My god spanky, I have to agree once again with SDR. You are much better looking than any of the Gabor sisters! And having the confidence to wear white gloves whilst sipping a red cordial is akin to cranking out the New York Times crossword puzzle with a black ink pen!! Yes!
Yes,
Aunt Mark
ps Is the gown from "Mr. Pinky's"? Yes? Also, your eye lashes look quite real!

Why thank you, Mark!
Yes, the gown is from Mr. Pinky's. But it was a custom design for me and me alone, hand stitched by Mr. Pinky himself, with permed marabou trim dyed to match the polyester organza, which was dyed to match the lipstick, "Blistering Fuchsia" by Maybelline. The eyelashes are 105% original. The gloves may look like total vanity but they are actually a fashion solution for callouses and burn scars from the deep fryer. ¡Joyeux Noël!

Rainbow Randy time!

Well -- I LIKED [how do we do italics, again ?] the lipstick -- but I see it went away. Oh well . . .
Randy Rainbow for new "Tonight Show" host ! I don't care who they got, now -- can him. Randy is the only true heir to Joan's tiara . . .
SDR