Mark, you are definitely a daffy-dill-- but you are not elderly. And you never will be, in spirit. Orange and yellow together makes me happy. Warmth and the 60s come to mind...
SDR, I do think a soap opera is a much more suitable receptacle for Trump than the presidency.
I'm not sure I would watch though. On second thought, I think it would have to be a reality show rather than a soap, as he has already proven that his real life train wreck is very hard to look away from.
He could do something along the lines of the Kardashians and Kaitlin Jenner… but with Ivanka and Mylanta or whatever her name is running around. It would work perfectly with his obsessive tweeting.
I guess reality shows have become the modern day soap operas for awhile now anyway.
I got it---Real Billionaires of New York City! Starring The Donald and four other actual billionaires, two of whom are women over the age of 35. A constant theme from episode to episode would be the whispered innuendo and gossip that Donald isn't as wealthy as he says he is, supported by clever video edits that show him eating fast food, and unpaid contractors being shoved out of frame as soon Donald notices the cameras are running. Also included: shots of Melania rolling her eyes, shots of Ivanka and Tiffany shrinking from Donald's grasp, and the occasional furtive shot of his laptop screen when he's "working"---showing old Miss Universe pageants and The Apprentice episodes.
Of course the two female billionaires would constantly be subjected to sexist and misogynistic remarks from him, and they'd be rolling their eyes too. But they'd get together for lunch with the other two male billionaires and not invite Donald, because he never picks up the check and he always wants to get KFC takeout, and then he finds out and says the show is rigged. OMG, it just WRITES ITSELF.
It does write itself! I would happily watch Donald eating KFC at 3AM and tweeting relentlessly with his greasy small fingers as his "empire" crumbles.
I'm pretty sure he will say that the election was rigged (no matter how HUGE the landslide is) and he will have all kinds of ongoing "investigations" and "grass roots movements" to discredit Hillary, and ultimately try to take her down.
He will get plenty of air time and support from Hannity. But so what?
Everybody knows Hannity's tent is small. Heh.
Even Hillary isn't safe from his crass remarks on womens' looks. I was a little puzzled about this when I read it but then I watched the actual rally and his meaning is pretty clear---she's not up to his standards in appearance.
"The other day I'm standing at my podium and she walks in front of me, right? She walks in front of me and when she walked in front of me. Believe me, I wasn't impressed, but she walks in front of me," he said at a campaign rally in Greensboro, North Carolina.
Also, when he talked about some of his accusers not being good-looking enough for him to have ever hit on, doesn't that kind of imply that he DID hit on women whom he thought were really good-looking?
I've met four-year-olds with better self-control than he has.
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