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Come casual, as it's going to be self service. Socks optional.
Until then,
Aunt Mark
ps I think that I'm gonna like my pants tonight.

AND tonight,
I hope to figure out who sent me the cake knife. A very mysterious yummy gift. I'll give it a test drive tonight.
yes I will,
Aunt Mark

PLUS+,
This will give me a chance to return your book.
Yes,
Aunt Mark
ps don't forget to feed the birds. They are our friends.

Indeed they are. I'm one of those people who gravitate to the dog and won't look the owner in the eye. Creepy, I'm sure. When I'm breakfasting outside the café, I give bits of bread -- and egg, which they like too -- to the sparrows who nest in the barrel-tiled roof above. Last month they and their cheerful chirping were suddenly gone. Silence. After some weeks some of them (the same ones ? I don't know) were back -- but absolutely silent, for days. Now there's some chirping. Odd.
Your table is lovely. I'm there, in spirit. Keep my napkin ring separate from the others . . .

Good morning SDR.
Try feeding the silent birds chicken or turkey chunks (Mc Nuggets are swell). Pheasant is too expensive.
Fondly,
Aunt Mark

Wull THANK yuh, Eye-ola . . . ! Do they like bacon ?
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And thank you John for returning my jacket. I wore it to dinner last night. I did.
Best, hi
Aunt Mark

Hi.
And just before sunrise, I predict that it will rain today. Feed the birds.
Hi,
Aunt Mark

***** **** *** ** *
This is my lazy boy. I am so proud. Not real smart. Mr, Chopper. Hi.
From,
Aunt Mark
***** **** *** ** *

Is it broken? Maybe some Scotch tape, or bungee cords . . .?
Hee-hee. I wannit. My shipping address is

Nope, not broken.
I currently have Mr.Chopper enrolled in swimming classes. He's so dedicated, that he will attempt to swim whilst snoozing. I am so proud. He's about 10 years old, not yet afraid of water. Doesn't smoke.
Best,
Aunt Mark

Today's boat porn snappy. A real big ship. A real bad snappy. Smells like money.
Hi,
Aunt Mark

Hi. OK.
I secretly hid out on my patio waiting for the sweet boat to return...and snapped another blurry mess. I was busy looking out of my binoculars at the crew. Very professional. Must be 6 or 7 handsome sailors, yup. All matching. Mostly brunette. No ink. True.
Hi,
Your Aunt Mark

Oh, that is a nice motor yacht. One thinks of the Potomac . . .
I wannit. My mooring location is

Hi.
I like my pants today.
Hi,
Aunt Mark
ps Gucci belt is orange rubber/leather. I like it too. Hi.