DA old timers  

A snappy pair of gents, enjoying the air and the prospect. More power to you both !

and my triple layer Meyer lemon cake was sloppy. Cocktails and frosting help. Don't know what went wrong.
Care not,
Aunt Mark

It looks better than my fresh fruit tart, Aunt Mark.
PS, have you ever had a Swedish Princess Cake? Oh god. It has ruined all other cakes for me. (Not shown below.)
disclaimer: no squrls were harmed in the making of this tart.

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Fresh fruit tart, Aunt Mark
speak with teeth clenched together
I like my shorts today.
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A chill in the air
Am I blue, you'd be too if
bandaid nipple day.

egg eyes on ham dog
no-squrl tart. band aid nipple
for the love of god

winter break from school
beige beige black and calico
raining, no exit
.
massive robin fest
huge bird blast last night at dusk
no birds were eaten

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Bird blast feathered friends flock
so many wings, little meat
smell bird beak pecker.
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Robin tits run red
breast available in pink
custom order please.
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Sharing a toothpick
muskrat flesh and Patty Hearst
shopping for a ham.
Best,
Aunt Mark

If you guys don't watch it, I'm going to have to make good on my threat to gather all the poems (printing out the thread, I suppose) and do a mash-up, mixing and matching lines and making monstrous haikus -- yes, even more monstrous than what's come before. Don't make me come over there . . . !
Really, there's genius and loveliness galore, above. Mark's latest are scrumptious. Don't stop now . . . you birds.

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Out of the blue
puzzling odor in the air
I stepped in dog poop.
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Fish belly white skin*
Are you ready to order?
deep voice new waiter.
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Poodle eyeballs rust
I smell frost on cotton leaves
Fresca takes a crap.
yup,
Aunt Mark, poodle lover.
*fish belly white skin has that sort of pale pink/grey/white undertones to it (almost sickly), mostly worn by professionals who have no time to sun bath.

nobody can out twist
mark when it comes to haikus
or anything really…
.
how to make a bird
beak sound lewd... it's in the smell
and who is fresca?
.
don't tell the poodle
twerking dog's log rusts like clam
at tasteful party

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January 6th
'62 the stars aligned
sweet B-Day Aunt Mark.
Hugs and more, now I'm 54, and a very lucky man.
Aunt Mark

good morning and HAPPY BIRTHDAY Mark!
May you have a wonderful day, with plenty of three-way hay. And bird beaks.

spreading strange glee for
all of his 54 years
evil in pink pants

it's the next day now
birthday safe 'n sane? no ac
cidental sideburns

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Dinner with 10 friends
Everglades Club, Mothers treat
opulent evening.
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A speech was given
no gifts per my request, natch
It was quite festive.
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Perhaps a new car?
or cosmetic surgery?
Betty Ford Clinic?
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Best,
Aunt Mark