We'll have to get together. I haven't bowled since sometime in the late 'sixties, I think, but I'm still up for it.
Do they have bowling online ? With the right sound effects -- and one of Mark's Scratch-n-Sniff cards . . .
Mark, you've worn out that tape. But it's the real deal, for sure -- the straight dope, as they used to call me.
"Bowling with SDR"
It sounds kind of like an indie movie title…
Maybe we could get special team bowling shirts in turquoise blue, with "Off Topic" emblazoned across the back in yellow or black.
Or perhaps "Knucklebusters" would be a better team name? Or "Pickle Surprise"?
Good morning Mark! Cake bones are the worst kind. I will be careful.
Good morning to all!
I can't bowl, as it reminds me of "that" three fingered hour and 15 minutes in the rear seat of a Ford Pinto station wagon way back in 1977... but I digress. I do know that I was wearing one platform shoe at the time, and that the Ford Pinto was a "Cruising wagon" (small round window in the back). Her name was foreign, like Babette..or Rabbit, or Bruce. And even though SDR did wear bowling shoes for nearly all of the following decade (replaced by crocs with socks and empire waist frocks), I still would consider renting the bowling shoes. Used activity shoes are fungus free, probably. I don't wear socks, so I must be cautious as a barking clam in a roadside restaurant about my dogs. Don't forget to feed the birds. Hi.
So long,
Aunt Mark
Wow. Thats what I needed to start the winter quarter. Squirrel talk, and barking clams. Thanks Mark.
I forgot to say HAPPY WINTER SOLSTICE TO ALL. (Well, in about 14 hours or so…)
One of the churches down the hill in this hippy town where I live had its bells going off every hour last night. It had to be the Solstice. They probably will have a drum circle today too. And will walk on the maze at noon. Then a gathering in the park for the talking stick session. Oh and the bubble machine guy. He will be out. I just don't get the bells though. Don't some people need to sleep? I don't anyway, so no big deal. But those bells are loud! They just went off again at 6 45AM. Not even on the hour! The bell guy must be on schrooms.
Only lighter days ahead now.
Remember, it's always darkest before it goes pitch black. Or Pitchblende -- or something.
Turquiose shirts with yellow lettering sounds divine. I saw a fashionable short-sleeved shirt in a window in the Castro -- on it, in Streamline Moderne script, was the legend "Miss Used" . . .
BTW -- could we get a petition going to have the DA software modified, to where (as the rubes say) we wouldn't get an e-mail EVERY time a new post appears on a thread we're "watching," but only once after we've posted ? Other sites work it that way . . .
Work it, jerk. What's "twerking" . . . ? Happy poultice !
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Twisted yule cards
nine painful rabies shots, Yes
bite my santa claus.
Procrastination
usually festive event
spanking the bat boy.
Santa's naughty list
snowflake stamps, cramps and high camp
evil in the bite.
Hi
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Hi,
Aunt Mark
ps card sent to 100 mailboxes. Look for yours! Hi.
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