DA old timers  

Haiku never had
it so good as on Design
Addict in the new
(millennium. Ba-da-bump.)

ba-da-bump haiku
extra syllables for you
millennium body bump

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Poodle chatter voice
Snow plow scraping old red brick
Red meat soon to sell.
Cluck Cluck Cluck chicken
Sniffing for the golden egg
yard bird alfredo.
Best,
Aunt Mark

feed your dense santa
a kebab house bird and a
manatee buffet

yard bird alfredo?

I don't eat breakfast
Trix are for kids, fruit loop
Nothing up my sleeve.
Drooping old snapper
speaks with help from the North wind
a song of retail.
ps Santa at the mall is a perv.
oh,
Aunt Mark

black hose bird friday
mankrinkler at the mall
elves on a beer break

You two are define
itely on the same page -- yes,
but of what odd book ?
I'd say we need to
break into publishing and
make a million !
(Somehow my haiku
doesn't scan as well as yours.
Maybe I should cry . . .)

Tears smell of laughter
Faulty pets, falling water
Jesus in a row boat.
Usonian kiss
just being Frank with pure folk
Usonian kiss.
Choke,
Aunt Mark

Mark shares a page with nobody
(Not that he wouldn't…)
Makes you wonder

I sure would.
Aunt Mark

Outside coal fired heat
Ray dancing the swivel hips
I blame stale clutter.
Scratch and sniff red meat
spent aprons from the butcher
two all beef patties.
hi,
Aunt Mark

Stream of unconscious
Ness flows swiftly to the sea
of love -- come with me to the
loch. And loll a bye
bye blue-eyed red-faced baby
boy was that a gas !

Not to bust up the haiku love fest or anything, but have any of y'alls see these ladies on youtube?

Aak. Can I get them to give ME money to watch a blasted hag crab at her harassed friend ?