modernist toothpicks  

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And its essential that they be modernist toothpicks I assume. And could you explain exactly what makes them a modernist toothpick its not easy to understand now if you had said modernist coin back I would know straight away.

Geez describe post - modern...
Geez describe post - modern toothpicks... Let me guess, they are 6 feet long with round ends (aka unusable) with a lime colored checkerboard pattern.

I like the Usonian...
I like the Usonian toothpick, inexpensive and L-shaped, to better get in to the molar regions.

Ironic modern using a...
Ironic modern using a shotgun shape.

Here you go.
Here you go.

HA!
HA!

That is a
man with too much time on his hands.

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But he looks so happy!

Well, yeah, who wouldn't look...
Well, yeah, who wouldn't look happy without some tofu fajita stuck in their modern teeth?

He looks like he works out, don`t make him angry.
Or maybe thats what happens to your biceps when you lift up 50000000000000000000 toothpicks.

There is also this...
There is also this disturbing version of the "modernist toothpick"

eeeek! Eat a sandwich lady!
eeeek! Eat a sandwich lady!

That HAS to be fake
she'd be so ill as to be dead or unable to stay conscious!

it is fake, if she was that...
it is fake, if she was that thin she wouldn't have any hair.
It's from a series of shots doctored for some kind of anti anorexia thing.
any other design relevant examples of thinspiration, people?