laughing my ass off FAKE WEGNER SIGNATURE  

Oh, no.
Gianni can only be a judge on Project Runway. Wearing only his Speedo and shades, of course. Miss Jay will probably become discombobulated but Heidi will take it all in stride.

Will he get any bids?
Gianni's first ebay appearance. I feel like a new mother.
http://cgi.ebay.com/Large-Italian-Ceramic-Tray-Platter-Gambone-Bitossi-E...

Riki-
the carved-wood lamp is INSANE. Clearly the work of di Frutti.

LOL
*sigh*
my hero in speedos..
no, not you William
😉

What?
No pic of the man himself??

Making Gianni legit
Woody, I thought we were trying to make him into a real designer. If I put a picture of Gianni on there in all his glory sans pants, everyone would know it was a joke.
Besides, my daughter and son do this ebay stuff with me and they would think I had totally lost it if I had them put a picture of a man in a speedo next to his platter. They're already looking for excuses to have me committed. (American vernacular, to have someone committed means to send them to the insane asylum, or as we call here in the US, the nut hut.)
And, OMG, I know that man's head lamp is so over the top. I bought it for myself without turning it on and then when I got it home, it was just toooo scary with those two colored eyes. Yikes!

di Frutta...
Strikes again!
http://cgi.ebay.com/Winged-erotic-Eames-Deco-bronze-signed-penis-sculptu...

Another Spit-take?
The early career of di Frutta remains largely under wraps, but Woody has unfurled a raging example of Early di Frutta Deco streamlining.
One shudders at the sight of windswept wings clearly longing for exploration with an explosion of motion caught in its rigid linear profile.
This is Clearly the work of an early fruit.

b bernini
Could this possibly be the explanation of Bernini's other sculpture: Theresa in Ecstasy? Oh that naughty little cherub!