Who Made This Adorable Dining Set?  

It means Bing Crosby - he was...
It means Bing Crosby - he was briefly the 'designer' of some department store furniture. It either means that, or "buttered cornbread."

Lousy Cook
You cornbread looks all dried up and haggard

Huh?
That cornbread looks spot on.
Golden brown and delicious.
And furthermore, the corners are always the tipoff. These display no brownage whatsoever.
Golden brown and delicious.
Apologies for the repetition but cooking and moreover baking are about just that; repetition.
Golden brown and delicious.

I would have put the butter o...
I would have put the butter on the cut side rather than the top though.

UMM UM!
Bring on the buttah!
My lovely housekeeper make the twin of these bad boys and calls them "Ho-Cakes"..goodness gracious what joy! Makes the double-wide smell like heaven on a 7 inch plate.

Round
cornbread doesn't have "corners" -- and it is 83% more adorable ! Everybody wins. . .

All cornbread has edges, SDR...
You're right. Have no idea why I said corners. But even if it's round, edges are there...
The edges are the circularly suspended points which coincide with the panned cornbread's ending and the exposed cornbread's beginning whilst baking.
Very technical I know...
Basically, if you burn it, the edges will be quite apparent.
And trial by fire is the greatest teacher, no?
I should know. I'm a piss poor cook.

Wow, it looks great. I...
Wow, it looks great. I absolutely want one. Does anyone know where can I find it? Thank you so much for your suggestion!

Cornbread
Everyone knows cornbread r squared and pie r round...

And. . .
Pi r squared gives the circumference of a round cornbread. . .even when the edges are singed. And THAT's adorable. . .!

Actually
Pi*r^2 is the area!
Pi*d is the circumference.