Where Can I get Latest Hammcocks and Fabric Sofas?  

What the hell is a
Hamm-cock?
Maybe I don't want to know.
P.S. Nice Eames chair, hahahahahaha:

Perhaps he's looking for one...
Perhaps he's looking for one of these?

The Hammcock! An extremely...
The Hammcock! An extremely rare variant of the hammock designed by Di Frutta. Frutta was no doubt inspired by the dedicated and friendly Hammcocks, as opposed to the more aggressive and feral Boarcock. I'm sure someone here with questionable taste has a photo (cringes).

Very rare indeed
The Hammcock Sofa designed by Gianni Saccheto Di Frutta, circa 1972, shown here at the Milan Spring Show. We have all been looking for one of these elusive beasts, Russell!

Don't forget Di Frutta's...
Don't forget Di Frutta's understated, yet infamous "banana hammcock"

And not just any old Hammcock, it must be the Latest Hammcock!
Milan will be showing them this year with a tasteful shawl made entirely of garbanzos. When asked about this year's trend toward vegetative and animal furnishings, diFrutta was overheard to snicker "Oh but Dahling, you are what you eat, and everyone knows what a ham I am, not to mention the other bit"