What a chair  

try this for size ..
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RETRO-VINTAGE-SCHOOL-GYM-GYMNASIUM-BENCH-P-E-B...

studies indicate that...
studies indicate that russian mail order brides increase mid-century modern furniture sales.

man
that does not make me want to buy those chairs

Okay
The seller's listings have officially entered the realm of soft porn.

Mark!
Wow Mark you look amazing! Risom never looked so good!

Why thank you shipwright!
It's amazing what the right pair of "shin-dig" boots will do for me at my age. Does the dress make me look fat?
Carry on!

Skankalicious!
Skankalicious!

If I bought
that chair, I would have to bleach it first before I sat in it.

Here's another... http://www.ebay.com/itm/120619013689?ssPageName=STRK:MEWAX:IT&_trksid=p3...
Not my ad either...
http://www.ebay.com/itm/120619013689?ssPageName=STRK:MEWAX:IT&_trksid=p3...

Now thats a chick
Just my type. I little meat on her!

Popular sales technique.
Popular sales technique.
http://www.amateurebaymodels.com/

Ew.
"The canvas and fabric foam cushions make you melt like butter when you sit in it."
(also, canvas and fabric foam? Huh?)

boots
If you ever need a hand lacing those boots Mark.....

Krenit's "Amateur Ebay Models" link had me dyin'.
Thanks for the laugh, Krenit!