Trigger Happy.  

Does that mean you are wearing a tasteful skirt and proper stockings instead? Or nothing?
oh,
Aunt Mark

The stocking's on my head -- I just tried robbing a Wendy's. I'm saving the skirt for my court appearance tomorrow . . .

I see, SDR. Now if I were the Judge, you'd probably be sentenced to a light spanking, a small frosty and a small chili. Yes!
So I moved the sailor boy's to another area. I'm much happier, as is my old cat. I blame Ray.
Sugar smacks to all,
Your Aunt Mark

But the most important part, natch.....
I like my shorts today.
With love and priorities,
Aunt Mark