Fart factor
I think my husband is with you on this. I finally found a 1960s "Danish Eames era vintage mid-century atomic retro modern" chair that I like and brought it home.
To my surprise, the husband immediately liked it. I said, "Sit in it and let me know if it's comfortable enough to keep."
He refused. I say, "No, really. I'm not keeping it if you don't think it's comfortable."
He said he would wait until it has new cushions -- like I want to pay for new cushions if he won't sit on it!
So I had to clean the wood arms and lay a towel over the cushions. Then the towel had to go into the wash immediately.
Whitespike, that chair looks like a beautiful chair fairy.
It's loathsome to carry on...
It's loathsome to carry on this asinine conversation but for the sake of higher education, I'd like to conclude my contribution to it. The issue really isn't farting but the perceived relationship with farts and fecal matter. Fecal matter in the restroom is everywhere because flushing creates an outburst that causes small particles to become airborne whichs lands on every surface around. With trillions of living organisms, fecal matter is everywhere. There is virtually no escape. That seat that was just farted on is no dirtier than it was prior to someone's little slip. Even with a slip, it'll still be cleaner than your toothbrush.
So enough of this rubbish...The end.
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