Santa brought my son a Wii, complete with steering wheels, guitars, and a dance floor. He now finds reality necessary only for eating and defecating. I believe Wii marks not only a new generation, but a new species. Help me, help me, help me,I think I'm going insane!
My best guess is that the next gen Wii will come with IV feeding bags and central lines for round the clock play.
wheee
your feedbag idea is probably not far off.
most likely the hard-core gaming community -- addicts and pushers alike -- have already experimented with advanced bladder and colon control techniques, so the hardware is likely not far behind [pun intended].
it seems unfortunate that we can now imagine a world wherein sphincter exercises, household plumbing and electronic entertainment converge. anal retention spans will be indexed by increased levels of play, and evacuation rates and volumes rewarded with extra bonus hours of squeeze-and-release enjoyment.
now wipe that smile off your face and pass the charmin.
Are those Parental Controls easily...
...circumvented?
Freedom of speech is very important human right.
Opera web browser really makes life more easy, not more difficult. As more modern technology should be.
http://www.eff.org
Did Sega Activator ever...
...go past the prototype stage?
http://www.destructoid.com/sega-activator-the-crappiest-game-peripheral-...
Wii is not only great fitness game machine, but...
...also much better "Interactive TV" than Philips CDI and Commodore Amiga CDTV consoles.
Not to mention Finnish broadcaster MTV3´s TV-Chat.
http://www.amigahistory.co.uk/cdtv.html
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