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dcwilson
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02/01/2009 10:13 am  

Santa brought my son a Wii, complete with steering wheels, guitars, and a dance floor. He now finds reality necessary only for eating and defecating. I believe Wii marks not only a new generation, but a new species. Help me, help me, help me,I think I'm going insane!

My best guess is that the next gen Wii will come with IV feeding bags and central lines for round the clock play.


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kdc (USA)
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02/01/2009 10:50 am  

wheee
your feedbag idea is probably not far off.
most likely the hard-core gaming community -- addicts and pushers alike -- have already experimented with advanced bladder and colon control techniques, so the hardware is likely not far behind [pun intended].
it seems unfortunate that we can now imagine a world wherein sphincter exercises, household plumbing and electronic entertainment converge. anal retention spans will be indexed by increased levels of play, and evacuation rates and volumes rewarded with extra bonus hours of squeeze-and-release enjoyment.
now wipe that smile off your face and pass the charmin.


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dcwilson
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04/01/2009 8:41 am  

for some...
that was probably TMI, but for me it was all LOL! Thanks for the take.


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Jyri Snellman (FIN)
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04/01/2009 4:13 pm  

Are those Parental Controls easily...
...circumvented?
Freedom of speech is very important human right.
Opera web browser really makes life more easy, not more difficult. As more modern technology should be.
http://www.eff.org


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Jyri Snellman (FIN)
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11/01/2009 5:29 pm  

Did Sega Activator ever...
...go past the prototype stage?
http://www.destructoid.com/sega-activator-the-crappiest-game-peripheral-...


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dcwilson
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16/01/2009 6:51 pm  

OMG! I'm playing Wii now!
Super Mario Kart Race, the Rainbow race track, it has overtaken me.


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dcwilson
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16/01/2009 6:53 pm  

YOU'RE NEXT! YOU'RE NEXT!!
Ahem.
You'd have to be old enough to have seen the original Invasion of the Body Snatchers for that allusion.


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Monochrome
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16/01/2009 7:08 pm  

" Love, desire, ambition, faith..."
" Love, desire, ambition, faith - without them, life's so simple, believe me. "
--IBS


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LuciferSum
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16/01/2009 9:24 pm  

At least
At the very least Wii incorporates bodily movement, rather than just extreme digital dexterity.


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whitespike
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16/01/2009 11:45 pm  

I just bought one. And I'm...
I just bought one. And I'm proud of it! People have been said to lose mucho pounds using the Fit.


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Jyri Snellman (FIN)
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11/04/2009 9:22 pm  

Wii is not only great fitness game machine, but...
...also much better "Interactive TV" than Philips CDI and Commodore Amiga CDTV consoles.
Not to mention Finnish broadcaster MTV3´s TV-Chat.
http://www.amigahistory.co.uk/cdtv.html


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