Are you ever happy?  

happiness is nothing, sadness is nothing
As someone who is not a collector, you did not know what you had, so it did not affect your happiness.
As a collector, you reach the point of saturation. you are no longer happy.
A non-collector is unenlightened, and therefore, we assume unhappy.
a collector becomes happy, but ultimately is unhappy, and therefore, retains the same status as the non-collector.
BUT, a collection is a personal thing. my collection will have no bearing on others. As such, I was happy to have the crap, even happier to have the crap of others. As such, send me your crap and free yourself from the unhappy/happy dilemma and make me unhappy.