Positive Found Object Fetishism: Lucky Penny Church  

I saw a penny while pumping gas yesterday and thought of you. I did not pick it up, though. Someone else is gonna need it more than I do.

All my rules come down to this: treat others they way you would like to be treated. (very challenging these days)

May the Pence be with you.

I draw the line at Pence. (and a few others) (ok, a lot of others, but so far I haven't run into any of them yet in person except for that one guy that a picnic last summer)

Love it, spank!

But I tend toward the more conventional LSD habit lately...