vessyl  

Oh dear.
Who is this product for? Stupid people who don't know what they've just poured into their "Vessyl"? People who have no idea of the nutritional value of milkshakes or fruit smoothies? (Wouldn't you kind of want to know about that stuff if it concerns you, before you mix up the stuff and are about to drink it?)
And is this something you would take with you when you are dining out, so that you can pour the restaurant's concoction into it and see what you're getting, just in case they try to smuggle cheaper ingredients into your vegetable juice blend?
I don't get it. But hey! It's not gonna be available for a long time yet but you can preorder and get the discounted price of $99, normal price being $199. Whatta deal.

Just
one more of those Sharper Image type conspicuous over-consumption toys for douchebags... an "executive gift"
for the Escalade or Hummer driver wearing the "performance" clothing with the stupid bluetooth thing in the ear talking and talking and talking
Disposable gifts are a huge industry. This is just a "higher end" version of the cheap stuffed teddy bear clutching the plastic heart that plays the horrible electronic song when you press the button at the gas station...
Money is better burned but there are so many suckers...