The last thing that made you say WTF? Part III  

Thanks Daniel.
The strangest thing was that the turkey tasted like chicken.
As always,
Mark

All of those bad paintings....
All of those bad paintings of great Eames chairs on ETSY.

Apparently, this is a thing.
...

Clearly thi guy has never...
Clearly this guy has never been out on the water
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Vintage-BRONZE-object-signed-aubock-hagenaur-mid...

Am I to assume that's a vinta...
Am I to assume that's a vintage prostate stimulator?

mid...17th century?
this design has barely changed through the centuries

haha
Actually i could use another gaff.

"Gaff"?
I'm no sailor, but it looks like a boat hook to me.
Or is "gaff" used interchangeably to mean both a fishing hook and a boat hook?

Whatever it is,
I'd likely be unrecognizable separated from my pole, too.

I'm trying to sniff out the perfect vintage ("70's) Roller...but oh lord.
Somehow, i think that I like it. I need shock therapy.
ps Alex.. if this ebay add is against the rules ...delete toot sweet.
As
always,
Pork Chop Mark.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/PAINT-ROLLS-ROYCE-ONE-WORLD-ARTWORK-MARCI...

Get it, Mark.
It's just down the road from you, right?

Gaff, you are correct
Term is interchangeable 'in' the boat. Always a gaff when needed, as the need is obvious. (which gaff to use)
Out of the boat or just referring to, it is a boat hook.
In this case, it is a sculptural boat hook displayed. haha

Thanks, Rockland.
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elephants
(zebras too)

Wow, I've always wanted to fi...
Wow, I've always wanted to find a safari chair.