The last thing that made you say WTF? Part III  

no means no...
no means no...

Hmmmm...
5 minutes ago this was a WTF. It's actually grown on me (but only slightly) in the last few minutes.

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just like a skin lesion

Hmmm
I wonder if it's sturdier than the traditional dowel base. Certainly looks like it should be....

Well I hate to mention it, but..
It looks like a cheap-ass base that some horny old dude put together in his garage.

"cheap-ass base"!
Ha ha...
"cheap-ass base"!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!

Cheep ass bass

Is it
attached with suction cups?!

My god spanky!!
That was the first complete sentence that I uttered as a small child!
oh the memories.

As seen on fynct tumblr
...

Lovely, woody.
but I would like this treasure much better if there were some large (fake,natch) human fingers, toe's or teeth in with the tender floral arrangement...or perhaps some buzzing, swarming fly's?
just a thought.

ps.
or maybe a mysterious (yet tasteful) dangling drop cord coming out of the side??
best,

amazing
I VIVIDLY remember looking a a house in Pa. that I was considering buying (amazing house, completely messed up) and THAT STOOL WAS THERE. I didn't buy the house because the taxes were 5 digits yearly, and that was just property.

Jeff Koons for Target?
Saw this when I went to get new tube for my bike tire.
It also comes in purple.
http://www.target.com/p/dog-balloon-lamp-silver-includes-cfl-bulb/-/A-14...