The last thing that made you say WTF? Part II  

The WTF name that Frankenstein challenge
A decent modern floor lamp of simple form, good materials, and chrome ball feet by Rembrandt. Not exactly my thing but I was so horrified/ fascinated by the modification I could not pass it up. Not only is the wood thingy attached to the lamp with conduit clamps, it has a generous stripe of dark gray paste epoxy. I am stumped as to what it was put there for. Contestants? Jump in and earn the title of WTF brainiac.

last pic
last pic

Woody?
I believe this one's all yours...

Pet parrot?
(not that I'm any way condoning it, or making excuses for it) 😉

I'm no expert....
But I believe that's just an old board some old horny dude glued to the top of an old lamp in his garage.

D'oh!
(smacks forehead with palm of hand) Why didn't I see that? It is so clear. 🙂

woody..you are too goddamn funny!
Hahahahahaha!

Board? I thought you said...
Board? I thought you said broad.

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That's just a garage sale broad that some horny old dude glued to his lap on the beach.

Good Gawd!
Has Nicholson ever let himself go!

?
Is that Jack Nicholson in the brown bikini?
Duct tape, band-aids, and sand always get in the way.

Oh crap, they were right after all!!
Mary Jane causes moobs!

I bought
that lamp specifically with this thread in mind. It was 5 dollars well spent. 🙂

Well then....
if mary jane caused moobs...I'd probably be able to breast feed a small petting zoo.
just a thought...

super rare
I think its a Danish design