found another good one today  

I think LRF and I lead very different lives
you are far far away from the USA and I am far far away from Australia linked by a keyboard,computer, and satellite
really not that different, you put your pants on one leg at a time just like me, you eat just like me, you breath fresh air just like me, at the end of the day really not that different.......

lrf: since you mentioned a.d.d...
counseling has taught me two things:
one is that i have attention deficit disorder,
and maybe after that we can go see a movie.
i like that one. :]