I keep having this recurring nightmare...
It starts with me astral projecting and my ghost image floats across my bedroom and passes through the wall and enters my study where my computer is on sleep. I tap the space bar and the computer awakes. I see Design Addict. It is a full featured site with little flaming icons next to the threads with the most recent posting activity.
It gets worse.
When I click on one of the hot threads, a pop-up window advertising EURWAY opens. There is a monolith surrounded by really crummy, faux modern furniture. The monolith begins emitting a really dissonant 12 tone harmony. Even worse I am drawn into the plasma screen and suddenly find myself having tea with Jeff Koons. The tea set is a milk glass monkey motif. Jeff keeps swilling his tea with his pinky finger sticking straight at me.
I track slowly, helplessly toward his pinky finger. I close in on his finger nail. Pretty soon I pass through it. I enter a space-time discontinuum; something like what the fellow in 2001:A Space Odyssey went through.
When I come out of it I am in a strange white room full of milk glass furniture and milk glass fixtures and vases. The only color in the whole room is a black and red Design Addict logo. I am an old man gone in the teeth. I shuffle toward the logo. Its being projected by a wall that turns out to be a giant plasma screen. I touch the logo and suddenly there is this enormous embryo floating in deep space. The embryos face is the spitting image of Karim Rashid.
I awaken screaming.
Be very careful how you change the site.
I have a dream to,I log into...
I have a dream to,I log into DA and post something then I realise what I posted is wrong so I quickly edit and repost.Then I see a post by someone who I really like and I remember while reading it that he/she posted something 3-4weeks ago that I want to re-read as it now more relevant to me so I click on their name and call up all of their old posts in an instant.I then decide to private message them and say something that I regard as being for their eyes only.Then I wake up and realise it was only a dream.
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