Who is the designer?  

Pa Glumly was - in terms of m...
Pa Glumly was - in terms of modern design - what Nicklaus or Palmer was to the PGA, no question about it. He was the real deal, the introduction (in lamp language) to electricity personified, the way, truth, and light: think of some dork in the gallery in the 1960s screaming You Da Man.
This lamp I bet is no Glumly, probably some big hitter wannabe or funny-plan jerk at best; a Chi Chi Rodriguez production, or at worst, something bona fide, in the care of John Daly.
Don't blink, DA vets, or you'll miss your next nightmare.
Fore!

A little knowledge is dangerous.
Its so hard to find good help these days????

Shame.
I see all the above posters missed the sad and obviously distressing sudden attack of amnesia while asking a simple question: Amorphic boomerang lamp, signed..... Who Am I? symptoms include memory loss and collecting pieces of shit.

Headline: Picasso found in garbage???
Experts???? Ha

Yes, it is. There's an...
Yes, it is. There's an entire generation of kids who think they deserve the world handed to them on a silver platter. I can't believe half the things I see employees doing/not doing at stores these days.

If it's any consolation,...
If it's any consolation, you've written some excellent and very smitten one-liners. "It's so hard to find good help these days" is a classic, hands down, but nothing, really, compared to
Thank you
Can't make a buck in this town ...
Share something more, or maybe define good help.

I hope your lamp is decided...
I hope your lamp is decided to be, by the real experts, a Picasso, all along, freeski, found in the garbage ...
and the 'so-called experts' may turn out to be wrong, or on the bright side, you can qualify for the Senior PGA tour. These chances aren't good, but a darn sight better by far, than making the NBA.
People seem to be trying to help you here, but maybe don't have enough information, or expertise.

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Who is GdF

Dogpiled
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I love this lamp?
Wheres the love?