Which wiseacre is responsible for this?  

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ha! I found that a few weeks ago, reads like LuciferSum to me 🙂

I remember
that.
Inquiring minds want to know: Where the heck was the camera in that shot ? In his navel ? Taped to the belly, and photoshopped out ?

The camera was positioned on his left inner thigh
by means of a satin garter. I don't mind telling you that it required the best of my Photoshop skill to remove all telltale traces.

Ah.
Nice. Now why didn't you make him more attractive while you were at it ?
Of course, a spherical mirror isn't going to narrow anyone's waist, is it . . .

My pageant-photography bag of tricks were useless on Gianni.
I tried giving him doe eyes, but the sunglasses interfered with my subtle artistry. I gave up in a fit of pique.

Well, the
actual kettle is mine but try as I may, I have never been able to see di Frutta's image in it. Obviously, it is the di Frutta Unicorn prototype kettle.

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I remember when Jesse did that, jesgord.

guilty as charged
guilty as charged

Gotta be...
One of the top 5 blogs on the internet.

As the one who birthed Gianni...
...I'm so proud. I think.

HAH!
Made my morning, that did! I shall be smirking happily through my day. Good ol'fruit-bag!

Haha - that's great, but why...
Haha - that's great, but why no updates since November?

To be honest, I completely...
To be honest, I completely forgot about it. I'm glad, though, it has finally been "discovered". I'm a bit amazed it has not been mentioned here until now. Anyway, I'm happy to update. If anybody has a particular Di Frutta masterpiece they would like to see added, let me know.
I don't want to step on any toes here either. If anybody would like the blog taken down, I'm happy to do that as well

Y'all, we should
be proud. Gianni's kettle has made it to Comedy Central.
http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2011/02/18/watch-your-reflection-bro/