Trump Home Furnishings  

I wonder what the Trump...
I wonder what the Trump 'home fragrance' is, and would anyone really want to buy it? Some trick of marketing, I suppose. Regardless, I'm guessing I couldn't afford it.

I'm
hoping I can't...

Smells like
Money.

New
money ...

Bartender! Make mine a Trump & Tonic... on the rocks!
Trump vodka? Spring water? Mattresses?
I can't even dislike Donald Trump, he's provided me with so many laughs over the years.
I remember watching a clip on television once-- the Donald was talking about his house in Bedford, NY, and why he loved the particular town.
Why does Trump love Bedford? For its pastoral setting? Proximity to New York? Good schools?
No, the reason cited was: "some of the country's richest people live in Bedford!"
Who can hate a man like that? He's a living archetype.

Yuk..........
Repro tat. Donald honey do something with that crash helmet hairstyle please (doesnt he have anyone who is brave enough to tell him how bad he looks?).

One
would imagine he is surrounded by 'yes' people..
Yes Donald, your hair looks lovely