Today I bought my first sculpture.  

Has anyone considered . . .
putting a bird on it ?
Still can't get Autofill to work on my signature, here. I blame it on Ray. Ray Romano, that is . . .

when in doubt
Mark can always scrawl a bird on it.
SDR, your signature looks fine from here. Maybe I am confused. Of course I am.

Dearest EamesHead,
Your latest haiku are simply masterpieces! And my darling SDR, I shall try and locate the drab manatee tank over in Tampa...and insist that they adorn the poor lonely fella in suitable assorted Lilly Pulitzer swim wear ensembles, also perhaps persuade them to add a friend or two to keep him (probably named Hollis) company. I will keep you posted.
Air Kisses and a Chicken Moon Pie,
Aunt Mark
ps Hi.
pss thanks solange.

Auuugh-h-h. . .
That's Homer S drooling at the prospect of a Chicken Moon Pie.
No, the signature thing only happens at this end, when posting. Used to be (before switching to the latest Apple OS ?) I would start to fill in my email, and the computer would take over and finish. Still works on some PAC donation sites . . .
If this is the worst thing that happens in this scary new millennium, I'll be overjoyed !

WTF
is a chicken moon pie.
Is it anything like poodle chunks?
Or that grisly pied piper.
MADE YOU COUNT!
Thanks Mark. I have soiled the haiku leather yet again, and it needs to stop.

..... ....... ......
Moon Pie with sharp bones
chomp free range with raw rib meat
evil in ice cream.
with pride,
Aunt Mark
edited because of my loud music. sorry. I can't count.

Hollis
in the womb pie
red meat ice cream does sizzle
pleasantly browned
oh crap did I write this? Its too late to edit now. I can't count either.

Haiku AND Shakespeare. In one.
O Hollis, Hollis!
Wherefore art thou, Hollis? Huh?
It's lunchtime. RIGHT NOW.

hey thats a haiku
How about Hollis
as lunch? One cow, one world. NOW.
Twenty per cent! NOW.