Freeski, I have a feeling tha...
Freeski, I have a feeling that you have found your good luck charm. Keep the lamp close to you always.
I couldn't think of a better candidate for male infertility.
infertility!?
but the biomorphic shape of the (ahem) opening in the lamp base is surely meant to send an alluring signal, on an unconscious, biological level, to the male beholder of said item.
you might try running your membrum virile repeatedly around the opening, freeski...
Groovy lamp freeski,...
Groovy lamp freeski, probably not by Picasso but surely by someone who has seen Guernica, not the original but a print of the original, in a bookstore in Santa Monica, or over at their friend Herb's house.
Please send my free snob to:
amorphic
having no defined...
amorphic
having no defined shape, lacking form; also called amorphous
biomorphic
resembling or suggesting the forms of living organism
I think amorphic is right, actually. I wouldn't want to see a living creature that resembles this lamp.
