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Boinking
I've had good experiences in a Brno chair. You can get a really nice rythym going with the boing of the steel frame.
LuciferSum brought up gay sex, I'm just salaciously following the thread.

Ikea
Vivienne, most of my friends are gay. This could in fact be because I, also, am gay... or it could just be a huge coincidence 😀
I've not really boinked much around the house, let alone on my roommakes furniture - which would probably fall apart. I live in the city and we have lots of windows and not enough curtains. And call me old fashioned..but I still kinda prefer the bed.

LuciferSum..
I wasnt saying that because of anything you wrote but as a general observation of what people usually say,tags mean nothing to me at all.Hope you didnt take offence?.Mmmmm lots of windows and no cutains...sounds good.