Just in time for the holidays  

Would enjoy a Martini's too,...
Would enjoy a Martini's too, just not too salty please=) Sorry, I didn't take into account that with all the twisting in this thread there would be hightened sensitivity.

Riki...you should know with...
Riki...you should know with all that wine you drink.

Pre-loved Trash
Brand loyalty is simply a marketing strategy that taps into
our insecurities and makes corporations lots of cash.
Some of the most wonderful objects in the world were designed
by obscure individuals and small companies. What I love about this
Forum is the opportunity to discover unique designers and find out more about them and their work.
If I wanted big brands I would go to the shopping complex, but I prefer the thrift shop with all it's amazing pre-loved trash.

Hmm, Woof Woof as Don Rickles...
I like it!

Your favorite
woodywood,
Thank you.

Excellent! It's good to see...
Excellent! It's good to see you two understand that in order to heavenly float, every Ark needs some Wood and that no Wood should go to waste.
Well thank you WHC, I'm kinda flattered. I suppose I could hold your hair back the next time you hug the toilet, just so I can give your head a little dunk.

Whatever.
I'll just observe, while lounging in my old trashy chair. Carry on please.

"Whatever"
Now we know...
"Whatever"
Now we know who the pink and glitter burnout princess is.

Beware of Woofwoof/ Enter at your own risk.
I'm reminded of a cartoon (New Yorker?) showing a mailman, a "Beware of Mean Dog" sign, and a dog sitting in the yard. The dog is saying to the mailman, "You've gained weight. And I understand your brother, the doctor, is doing well."

Perfect time to bring closure...
Perfect time to bring closure to this thread. Thank you WHC for the cue. It has been a privilege to hurl insult to some of my fellow DA'er. My intent was not personal, but strictly as entertainment (and to douse a fire with fire). My apologies to anyone that may have felt that my words were too searing to be deemed entertainment.

Woof
You're a real jerk.

Woods, your insult was beyond...
Woods, your insult was beyond pitiful. It was more of a cringing embarrassment than a directed insult. Now we know who the Southern Californian Valley Girl is.... whose only aspiration in life is to be a centerfold model. So enough is enough pumpkin. The line has been drawn across your chest. No more sloppy fodder for lurking writters like wanna be Tina Fey's trolling for ID/Valuations for their 1stdibs types but finding this goldmine of a thread. No more Mr. Woody...No more!

If IQ was Mahogany Association Number...
You would be number 00001.

THe only thing real about...
THe only thing real about you is that Hans Wegner signature tattoo.