I love it!  

Assume you mean the Grete Jalk thread
you can simply reply within the same thread, no need to start a whole new thread, unless this is the start of the most minimalist of threads.

huh?
where is the object of your affection?

THIS old thing?
Thanks... I've had it FOREVER.

Oh geez!
I must have hit "add a new thread" intstead of reply...Yes, I was replying to the grete chair. That's I get for multitasking...

I'm so embarrassed
I wish the ground would open and swallow me whole.

william
You're a pistol, you're really funny. You're really funny. 🙂
I actually thought this was the most wonderful of threads.

Thanks for the show of...
Thanks for the show of appeciation,just to let you know I have two of these chairs and they are as comfotable as sitting in warm chocolate, but the problem now is the new thread you have started is generating more responce than the original question, oh well.

whc
actually, we were sort of wishing the ground would open and consume you in several dramatic bites. you know, why rush a good thing?

kdc, good point
Although I prefer to picture william being swallowed by a Womb chair. Doesn't it look hungry in a welcoming sort of way?

Sorry, that was the wrong...
Sorry, that was the wrong picture. This is the one. I imagine it shot just moments before the swallowing:

Tie
Ok, who designed that tie, because it is hot and I want to buy one for my husband and slowly wrap around my.....shin.

i met met a pudding.
i met met a pudding.

ok, gus...
good one!
since you've now expanded the subject to include other possible [and/or desired] methods of extermination, how about a laser-enhanced starck juicer performing a cranial probe?

Monsieur Starck had us...
Monsieur Starck had us fooled all the time with that dysfunctional "lemon press". Now we finally know its true use. It really does look like surgical equipment. Brilliant! And scary!
Riki, william's tie is by Emilio Pucci:
http://www.boston.com/news/globe/magazine/galleries/2005/0327/fashion?pg=2