I just took down my bar cart because no one would open the bidding  

is this the one listed that includes the
original water spots?
how come all the pictures are clear except for the damage?
http://cgi.ebay.com/mid-century-Bar-Cart-Johnson-Furn-Also-John-Stuart-/...

Original water spots, now...
Original water spots, now your talking...and the friendly DONT ASK ME TO FIGURE YOUR SHIPPING...plus the confidence inspiring (no returns)...the deal clencher: find your own shipper...

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I would take the first offer...
I would take the first offer you get and spend it on a shrink.

Okay
I was able to locate the photos. Your cart is not quite my style. Sorry Mr. hunter, but I will have to pass and spend my $1000 elsewhere. Sincere apologies for wasting your time.
Does anyone else have a bar cart for sale?? I am looking for something a bit more MODERN. I am willing to spend no less than $1000, but no more than $1001.
Thank you!

Hunter, you are socially...
Hunter, you are socially retarded. You were offered 1K and yet tell him to f*ck off? Weirdo. I'll give you a twinkie and my used toothbrush. Now that you've offended everyone that's your best offer.

"an opportunity to learn from the professionals"
Happy to assist with your education.
1) Trust the wisdom of the Ebay bidders. If your cart doesn't sell, you either listed poorly (difficult to find with expected search terms, or insulting / off-putting to buyers), or your price is unreasonable.
2) When referencing an earlier post, continue the original thread, or you will look like a crazy person.
3) In any classroom, it is not in your best interest to insult the professor.
4) Trust the forum spell checker. Once you've established yourself as a social retard, don't go 'full retard' by misspelling key words like "intelect" (sic).

UGLY
Damn that is one ugly piece of furniture

why all the hate? it's fun...
why all the hate? it's fun and kind of kitschy--I'll give you $75 for it........[looks at starting bid]........oh.
hate on, haters.

Well done, hunter...
I rate this thread.

oops, sorry
mistake

Missed on Poach
You forgot to mention that if an item doesn't sell it might indicate the item is a POS. Or a "rare, valuable DiFrutti prototype"
A lesser known piece, from DiFruttis' "satanic ritual" period. Oddly enough it's called the "Sunshine Rainbow Chair"

Wow
The breadth and depth of di Frutta knows no bounds... I am continually being impressed and shocked by his work.
Did he design any bar carts perchance?

HAHAHAHAHA!
Thanks for the laugh y'all!