Holiday humor page  

Sorry,
Gustavo. I'm sure you're right that threads like this can detract from response to the site in general. Let's see if some brave soul here can think of something positive and cheering to say about this architectural. . .wonder.

A fine example of a modern su...
A fine example of a modern suburban Victorian medieval fortress. A mounted white tailed dear head with frameless glasses and lipstick would fit perfectly in that empty void above the garage.

Medieval Modern
The owner should play to the house's strengths, namely that it resembles a medieval castle.

Dear SDR: Thanks for confirm that indeed we are in an off-topic period.
🙂
ps. A trollying comment coudn't resist.

Don't know why, provably the humor holiday mood, I recall now another great moment, on diferent uses of furniture (chair in that case) and re-designing beds excercise (SDR and DCWilson, I think). Another special-DA-mood period indeed.

Nice
responses, people. The illustration is priceless. . .
Perhaps year-round Christmas decorations would help ? There's a lot of unoccupied "real estate" on that facade !

A moat in front would tie it ...
A moat in front would tie it all together.

. . .as well as
keeping the adoring crowd from mobbing the gaping front portal, appealing for alms -- or perhaps only an autograph ?

Well, laugh and mock all...
Well, laugh and mock all you want, but I know who I'd want for neighbor the next time the torches and pitchforks come out over an off-topic thread (or a fake Barcelona chair thread, whichever happens first).
As Gustavo noted, these are unruly times 🙂

mmmmmm, donuts.
Happy...
mmmmmm, donuts.
Happy holidays everyone!