Hi time you see who you are dealing with  

I saw a tv show on these...
I saw a tv show on these guys before....they stop drinking water about three days before a show so that everything pops out just right,apparantly the soles of their feet become really sore and they experience extreme discomfort,you look good though and the speedos are a great choice 😉

fake tan overdose
you sure look a hard brick wall but maybe you should have bathed a little less in the fake tan

Makes me feel good about me b...
Makes me feel good about me beer tummy, its not nearly as revolting as that.

Clearly Daddy didn't love you...
Clearly Daddy didn't love you enough or you've actually done all the new rock at the house yourself and only worked when the sun was broiling overhead. See hard work does payoff,, although I guess you have difficulty lifting your arms over your head. Oh LRF you are quite the jokester. And those blue speedos, what do they call them, a grape smuggler suit.

I challenge you to a...
I challenge you to a spelling contest. I also sit on strictly generation 1 swan chairs!

no fabric chairs
i do not sit on any fabric chairs
as the oil on my body will soil them,
Industrial vinyl is my first choice,
and i do use a lot of sponges Bob...

Sorry to be the one to point this out
But, while the speedos are a nice pop of color...nothing eles appears to be popping in them. Maybe thats the reason for hitting the weights so much?

for some reason the shrink...
for some reason the shrink factor has happened, but a little shrinkage sacrifice for these big beautiful muscles that everyone adores was worth it, you know what the ladies say size is not everything,
I figure that i can sell the day old oil on my body for 80.00 barrels since that is the family business,

Maybe thats the reason for hi...
Maybe thats the reason for hitting the weights so much?
The real reason is I was at the beach in Coney Island NY. I was eating a Nathans kosher hot dog, looking at the cool design of the Farris Wheel , and was minding my own business, when some bully kicked sand in my face,
I said that is it!!! I am sick of weighing 98 lbs and I am going to do something about it, the rest is history, took 3 years and 200 injections of anabolic steroids, just like my good friend Barry takes and all my new best friends in the world wrestling federation, my buddies said I was taken to many shots, I said you can never take enough to look great the gals have botox I have my steroids so there you go, friends now you have the real truth. I think the Yiddish word for it is called emis
I use my preforming name of Lance in
competition.

If a lady says
If a lady says "size isnt everything" she's lying.