Design addict haiku.  

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Please stop.

Winner of the best Design Addict haiku goes to....................
*Spanky*.
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Simply priceless.
Aunt Mark

Oh, Aunt Mark!
You are much too kind. Unless there is a cash prize, then I accept and will send you my bank routing number privately. (Irony totally unintentional! I swear!)

Oh my.
First prize was actually a knock- off Hummel figurine that used to belong to SDR. It is slightly chipped, and has a couple of odd lipstick smears. Second prize (as I remember) was a "My Little Pony" wall calendar from 2008. And lastly, Third prize was a full sized oil lamp that drips tiny droplets of scented (and dusty) oil, elegantly criss-crossing gold plastic cherubs. Pleated lampshade included.
You are a winner!
Aunt Mark

Door number THREE!!
No wait, door number ONE. The Fummel. Please pack carefully and send it overnight express as I am holding my breath until it arrives and might turn blue and faint.

Good choice, *spanky*!
SDR will be so proud.
Best,
Twisted Aunt Mark
ps the lipstick smudges really aren't that bad (one in "red door" red, and a couple of smears in a frosted pink). You might be able to run the trinket (I simply love using that word) through the dishwasher...but that would affect its charm.
it's in the mail...enjoy!