Design addict haiku.  

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I thought that the wife was very pretty, and quite practical. You mean..that wasn't SDR's voice (or voice-over)?
Always,
Aunt Mark

my game
has been for years that my third line is always the one I use in this example. Help yourself to it.
Edit for addition; I guess it is like adding "in bed" to a line.
The ark now slumbers
kebab replaces, counting
evil in the womb

glassartist
Do you mean every haiku you write ends with "evil in the womb"? Or is that just a way to remember the 5 syllables?
but either way, all haiku's must include kebab.

I like it.
how about
Kabab likes chicken
Aunt Mark is a deleter
evil in the womb.
With love,
Aunt Mark, serial deleter.

In bed.
Ha. I'd almost forgotten that . . .

evil in the womb
Is always my third line.

okay... kebab, Mark AND evil
kebab through a haze
Mark gets way too blazed. Glass looms.
evil in the womb

or
Mark says OH MY GOD
No post from kebab. He fumes...
evil in the womb

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Never blazed enough
Memories of stale Kebab
Evil in the womb.
Cheerio,
Aunt Mark

I gotta go to school now...
but one more...
A chair kebab buys
Mark: "it looks like it has eyes!"
evil in the womb

my first and probably last haiku
Kebab is skewered
Auntie Mark floats above fray
evil in the womb

Dearest *spanky*,
That was most lovely, and quite possibly could become my favorite piece of poetry.
You are a prize,
Aunt Mark

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oh god.

un titled, un...
un titled, un signed
and undated- just in time!
you waited for me
(kinda creepy huh...?)

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Grasshoppers take note
pubpat and kebob are fools
evil in the womb.