"Dead on balls accurate"  

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George Jr. (pronounced "Horhay"), and Georgetta, Fleshpot's with style.

Mark,
you have made my day.

Mark...
That is disturbing.
It is 1985 again and it is OK to wear red leather jackets...and to sport a mullet.
- A.S.

Please Aaron!
Red leather jackets give me a rash.
Rock on!

My mission
is now complete. Bwa- ha- ha!

Holy Xenu, Mark!
Dude's scary.

I would just
like to point out that my last name is Nelson

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrjC1E1TBdg

I knew better than
to click on anything containing the words "dead" and "balls" in the same sentence. I really did.
But, NOOOOO!

why am i telling you people this.....
I saw a picture of the Nelson twins and now here's my secret.....
I was named after Gunnar Nelson(one of the Nelson twins)...except that my mother was clever enough to spell it differently, "Gunner"
Laugh all you want. I'm old enough to not care (I would have cried 30 years ago)