Cool teak Bench or coffee table -what do you think?  

designer and manufacturer
nitsuj,
It looks similar to the work of Fred Flintstone. His more modern designs were a collaboration with the Great Kazoo. Most of his designs (house, car, and furniture) were made at Bedrock Manufacturing.

ouch! guess my wife was right!
hahahahaha..... thanks!

It's not too bad
A little on the rustic side. Might look nice outdoors or in a sun room or "cabin-inspired" aesthetic.

I'd like it
better if those forks were actually made from tree branches, rather than having been cut from solid stock. ( And I'd have splayed the legs out a bit at the bottom.) If you're going to "go green," do it like you mean it !
But the structural expression is a delight. I like it, wherever it's placed. A bench at the foot of the bed ?

in a pinch.....
you could always break off the legs and use them as a slingshot....and you'd have 4 of em for the next rapture!!!

It's true:
A picture IS worth a thousand words . . . !

I like it
very much. It reminds me somewhat of Alexandre Noll's furniture. Which is often "flintstone modern". I kid though. I have always admired Noll's stuff. Primitive and modern at the same time. Cool Piece that bench.